dick dead

My dick just died

he committed suicide

behind, he left me a letter

I guess, this be what they term as

suicide notes

it read..

“Dear Master,

Yeah you! Mr. P

this is cheerio

but I gotta say

we had some good times together

from the womb

to this earth

to that first time we had an erection

to that day

it was caused by a female

the ride was smooth

our lives been like a show

you know

each thing happening

when it supposed to

I cant remember the first insertion

coz we were quite young

but thanks to -kalongo longo-

we sure had fun

I loved it when you were -baba-

coz I knew I would meet -mama-

then years passed

and our bond was stronger

you did me favours

by introducing me to the fairest

and I made you ever proud

didnt cum fast

always made em' scream your name

*haha* we drove them insane

do you remember that chic

who begun crying

making all kind of funny noises

and there is that

who couldnt walk steady

after I did

what I loved doing

the memories be plenty

I got to say,

I couldnt have found a better master

I know, I know

we had some bad times too

fucing because we had to

and also, there was this recession period

when I almost starved

but to me

you always was caring

used vaseline

and soap when you had no choice

we passed through all that together

that I even felt as if

we were brothers

you know,

sharing same womb and stuff

but now, this decision that you've made

to wait for her?

TILL SHE READY?

NO TAKE AWAYS

KAMMON MAN! I mean boss

I just cant survive with that

how you make me an addict

then you deprive me supply

NOT KOOL

that is why I did

what I did

cheerio boss

cheerio master

cheerio partner

cheerio bro