LEFT PASSENGER

She was travelling to UK-KMR

(uko kinoo kwa mchanga red)

So she board a mat

She was the last then it takes off

One last seat at the back bench

And just for that

A smile she put on

Which made her face shine

But when she sat,

All hell broke lose

The man sitted on her right side

Was definitely the wrong man

For she to travel alongside

And so her being on his left

Was equal to her being the wrong side

No air for her to breath

And though the window was wide open

This made things worse

See, the wind drove the stink

Past her face through her nostrils

Into her lungs

Which made wanna puke

Suffocation

It hurt her to her guts

And he had the audacity 

Of smiling at her

So the 45min drive became 162,000sec

Coz each sec felt like a min

So after 20min drive

I mean 72,000sec, she was almost dead

When-prrrrrr chaka-chaka prrrrrrrrr

The mat was off the highway

Overturning like kids in the playing ground rolling

And when it hit a tree, it stopped

Everyone was hurt

But our man did act fast

Opened the emergency door

Slipped out

And his first thought, her

So from behind, with great care

He penetrated his hand through her armpit

Held her tight, then pulled

When out, instead of a hug

She shrugged

Called him a stinky pervert

Accusing him of taking advantage

Of such a situation

And so for him too

The gal that sat on his left side

Definitely, was not the right gal

To travel alongside .