Saturday, June 4, 2011

PLASTIC


I hate plastic soda bottles
Everything about em is just fake
From their shape to their weight
They try to fool the eyes that they real
While I know
These colors that make em bright
Will soon fade
They want to impress
By being tall and slim
Thin as string
Saying,
That thin is the new thing
But I stick to being me
I love my soda bottle thick and real
With thick lips,
That quench my thirst
Wide hips,
For my fingers to grip
Heels on the ground
So on her on she firm
And the only time she need my support
Is when am taking my sip
Lip to lip
I use no straw
For straw is plastic
AND I HATE PLASTIC!!

LEFT PASSENGER

She was travelling to UK-KMR
(uko kinoo kwa mchanga red)
So she board a mat
She was the last then it takes off
One last seat at the back bench
And just for that
A smile she put on
Which made her face shine
But when she sat,
All hell broke lose
The man sitted on her right side
Was definitely the wrong man
For she to travel alongside
And so her being on his left
Was equal to her being the wrong side
No air for her to breath
And though the window was wide open
This made things worse
See, the wind drove the stink
Past her face through her nostrils
Into her lungs
Which made wanna puke
Suffocation
It hurt her to her guts
And he had the audacity 
Of smiling at her
So the 45min drive became 162,000sec
Coz each sec felt like a min
So after 20min drive
I mean 72,000sec, she was almost dead
When-prrrrrr chaka-chaka prrrrrrrrr
The mat was off the highway
Overturning like kids in the playing ground rolling
And when it hit a tree, it stopped
Everyone was hurt
But our man did act fast
Opened the emergency door
Slipped out
And his first thought, her
So from behind, with great care
He penetrated his hand through her armpit
Held her tight, then pulled
When out, instead of a hug
She shrugged
Called him a stinky pervert
Accusing him of taking advantage
Of such a situation
And so for him too
The gal that sat on his left side
Definitely, was not the right gal
To travel alongside .

11TH JUNE


From the 21st of May
Mid break it on June the 11th
End it on the 21st of June
Yes, am talking of Gemini
The sign that be getting its strength
From Mercury
The closest planet to the sun
So it’s obvious that
That Geminis be bright
And they do scorch too
From Mercury,
The planet of childhood and youth
Filled with the attractive,
The charmers, the egocentric
The restless and the imaginative
Peeps even at their worst
They never be dull
Yes, I do agree
They are quarrelsome
Boasters, liars and cheats
Skilled manipulators of language
Brilliant rather than profound,
 You just got to love them.
 How they are risk takers
 And the thrill of the chase
Just defines them
Gemini,
The twins that bring an angel and a devil
In one picture
So that you can picture this.

Eastleigh

I was criss crossing the streets
When she bumped into me
Looked at her and smiled
And she smiled back
She very jovial
Said to me
“Hi stranger, are you new in town”
“I might be if you do know
 Where a coffee shop be”
Her friend jumped in
“We know the best,
So with us you are safe”
Then together they giggled,
What a catch,
Two Arabic chics
Still in their buibui
But with my laser eyes
I could picture it all
See it all
DAMN! They had the figure
And I …
I had the vigor
So we had the coffee
Arranged the other meeting
 Be indoors
If you know what I mean
I serve them drinks
They brought cigarettes
Now the room be well lit
My hands on ass
Teeth on tits
Turn to this
Then let them kiss
This an amateur video
And am the lucky stranger in town 
Behind the wheel

FEELINGS


Have you ever loved someone
So deeply
That you didn’t stop to think
 If they knew your middle name
 Or not
Loved em for who they are
Loved their bad deeds
Never condemned em
To you they rep. a perfect picture
Of a perfect mate
I didn’t think I would be saying this
But I am saying
I didn’t think I would be feeling this
But I am feeling
I hate this feeling
Of conflict in the state of mind
But am loving the thrill it bringing
From the heart beat
To the chill in my black feet
I know what you thinking
It’s just a crush
It won’t last
That’s where you wrong
See, this chiq
She made me go through all of that
From firtuations past lust
Passed all her mind games
And now I have better word
If love is the floor
Then for her I did fall
Well put by Immah
She give me that feeling
Of completion deep down
And as Akil
She is the one that cut through me
Like Moses did with the red sea
Gives me a warm feeling
In and out
Makes my mind take a spin
Go round and round
Thrushes my ego
Makes me beg for a little mo
5 minutes I always say
For more than that we lie
And for job we late
But this is more than the sex
 And the mind games
This a story
Of the chemistry that made
 Two solutions become one
The math of one plus one
That giveth one
One in body,
One in mind,
One in soul
And to wrap it up
The words of the good old Bob Marley
“ A whoever feel it, know it”
And that pretty much say it all
Coz right now
Am feeling it.

DIE HARD SITUATION


It’s a girl’s boarding school
It’s a chilly night
The security man is a sleep
He opens his eyes, to find
Gals all over
Modafoka! It’s a stick up
They have his dick out
In the beginning there is
 Mourning and groaning
But after a while you can only here
 Mourning from one side
The man’s tongue is out
It aint coming back in
His eyes so wide open
He aint blinking a bit
But still,
His dick is hard
Little do the gals know that...?
IT’S A DIE HARD SITUATION
But all they ever did want
 Was a hard dick
And that they still have
Didn’t they say
A hard man is good find
No matter what!


MY INTRODUCTION

I am new in this
See, the 1st spoken word artist
My eyes heard of
Yes, my eyes heard
Was Wanjiku Mwaura,
And she fuckin killed it
Made me wana give her a kiss
Even after she making it clear
Over and over again
In her words
“I just don’t like you”
It was at WAPI
And I had gone there coz I had heard
Twas a HIP HOP event
I didn’t immediately let out
The love for this art
Which was hanging on somewhere in there
But that very day
Tis where it all begun
Months later, I met Immah
Who I now call her my Teacher
I read her poems and kept on pressing next
Till I got my most favorite
Immah taught me of 2 poetic events
KWANI and DISCOVERY
It’s at KWANI where
I 1st performed my 1st piece ever
I did chock mid way
But the crowd was very alive
 That I didn’t mind
That Tuesday night I treasure to date
I got to DISCOVERY
Now this was THE SHIT!
POETS, who did their thing
I heard written sth dwn
But I didn’t get to due to time
Good thing I did see Immah perform
Left me looking for a chic who
 Will talk to me about ying yang
And a feeling of completion deep down
I also did get to see Achieng Odhiambo
And she made me undo my zipper
 To confirm if I was still what I am
Without sugar coating, she
Fucked the mic and molested the stage
Committed a state injustice
And brought orgasm to the insane- the WORD ADDICTS
Here I met Sitawa Wafula, who host the event
Who took me back to school
Which am yet to graduate?
Taught me the ABC
And now I can see,
The depth of each word
It’s through these 4 pretty ladies
That I have met hundreds that are awesome
But when all is said and done
Mama’s cooking beats chef Ramsey’s
So I salute you for this you have taught me
I blow kisses to each one
For I love you big
Sign out with a THANK YOU.
Poppa Stev-o, a young boy 
Coz am stil growing up & not growing old